./ facts about guys (girls need to know about this)

•Thursday, December 31, 2009 • 1 Comment

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. ( They don’t need to have big boos. Big boob is disgusting and gross!)

2. Guys hate other flirts. (In fact, they love it because they love to seduce and submit girls to them. Not to mention the trill out of it.)

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. (As simple as ABC.)

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. (We are not asking you to give us some complicated answers when the problem is not complicated at all. Please don’t make it complicate as it is. We guys do not have the brains to solve complicated problems. Guys are not in good in Mathematics, all right?)

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. (Guys do stammer at times. Nothing to hide about!)

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (Nah, they are just thinking the most beatutiful and prettiest girl they saw and fantasize about it.)

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics. (Girls tend listen to good stuff even though they know they have bad points else they will get mad. Real mad.)

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. ( We really do, so please do help us a favour by not showing your smile when you see us going crazy. It is gross if not, you just look stupid and pure dumb in your smile.)

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. (To the extent of giving girls money.)

10. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and that is drinking! But do not generalise. (We are not alcoholic. We just don’t want to confess our true feeling to the person whom we truly cares and loves for.)

11. Guys cry!!! (Hello, we are not robots. We are humans and humans do have feelings.)

12. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. (Just tell him what you are thinking of if not don’t tell him at all.)

13. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. (There is no such word “No” in the guy’s vocab.)

14. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. (Guys are not compliacted creatures as you think. We are unlike you.)

15. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. (We are trying to get romantic.)

16. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. (Try doing this to your male friends. It works.)

17. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. (Hmm.. Sometimes I guess so.)

18. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed with their girlfriends. (Guys like to show off, all right?)

19. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is. (Guys can be determined and focused during the right time as such watching live soccer match.)

20. A guy will not waste his time over video games and football, the same way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. (Girls, you just have to admit it.)

21. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite. (We are trying to be nice and please the girls.)

22. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls. (Come one, it is just a pair of shoes. Who will bother to look at your damn shoes? Get a life.)

23. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it. (We will rather spend time on constructive matters such as playing game or football.)

24. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you. (60% – criticizing you and 40% – amazed by you.)

25. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair! (We don’t like foreign objects to touch our hairs.)

./ why students can fail?

•Sunday, December 13, 2009 • 9 Comments

A typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays – 52, Sundays in a year. You know that Sundays are for rest.

Days left: 313

2. Summer holidays – 50, where weather is very hot and it is difficult to study.

Days left: 263

3. 8 hours daily sleep – 130 days GONE.

Days left: 141

4. 1 hour for daily playing (DOTA/COD4 or etc) – (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left: 126

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing your food) – means 30 days.

Days left: 96

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal and not a robot) – means 15 days.

Days left: 81

7. Exam days – at least 35 days per year.

Days left: 46

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (Public Holidays) – 40 days.

Balance: 6 days

9. For sickness – at least 3 days.

Remaining days: 3

10. Movies and functions – at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????

Balance = 0

How can a student pass?

./ scream

•Wednesday, November 18, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I want to shout!!! SHOUT!!!!

 

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$d=date(“D”);
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./ 071009

•Wednesday, October 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

We tend to forget things easily as times goes by so that is why I keep blogging about her (my first love).  It is because when I start to miss her, I still can look at my previous posts and remember the times and memories we spent together.

Days that we were happy and sad and etc and because of this,  I am unable to let go of her from my mind. If someone on the street were to ask me what do I like about her or when did I start liking her, sadly I have no answer to that but that does not matter.

One thing for sure, no matter how long it have been, I would never forget about her.

./ loneliness

•Thursday, August 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Loneliness is not being alone but feeling alone…

Loneliness is always looking for a friend
It found me once and it has been around since then
Loneliness is never waiting by the door
It sweeps right through and it will never be ignored

Why why was I chosen
Why am I left without

The love of my life
The love that I need
The love that they say is in life for free
The love of my dreams
The love that I want
Loneliness knows me by name

Loneliness knows everything I keep inside
My endless thought in the silence of the night
Loneliness is the one who made me see
Aint nobody else who can make a change but me

It has been 8 years.

 
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