1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. ( They don’t need to have big boos. Big boob is disgusting and gross!)
2. Guys hate other flirts. (In fact, they love it because they love to seduce and submit girls to them. Not to mention the trill out of it.)
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. (As simple as ABC.)
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. (We are not asking you to give us some complicated answers when the problem is not complicated at all. Please don’t make it complicate as it is. We guys do not have the brains to solve complicated problems. Guys are not in good in Mathematics, all right?)
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. (Guys do stammer at times. Nothing to hide about!)
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (Nah, they are just thinking the most beatutiful and prettiest girl they saw and fantasize about it.)
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics. (Girls tend listen to good stuff even though they know they have bad points else they will get mad. Real mad.)
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. ( We really do, so please do help us a favour by not showing your smile when you see us going crazy. It is gross if not, you just look stupid and pure dumb in your smile.)
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. (To the extent of giving girls money.)
10. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and that is drinking! But do not generalise. (We are not alcoholic. We just don’t want to confess our true feeling to the person whom we truly cares and loves for.)
11. Guys cry!!! (Hello, we are not robots. We are humans and humans do have feelings.)
12. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. (Just tell him what you are thinking of if not don’t tell him at all.)
13. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. (There is no such word “No” in the guy’s vocab.)
14. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. (Guys are not compliacted creatures as you think. We are unlike you.)
15. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. (We are trying to get romantic.)
16. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. (Try doing this to your male friends. It works.)
17. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. (Hmm.. Sometimes I guess so.)
18. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed with their girlfriends. (Guys like to show off, all right?)
19. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is. (Guys can be determined and focused during the right time as such watching live soccer match.)
20. A guy will not waste his time over video games and football, the same way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. (Girls, you just have to admit it.)
21. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite. (We are trying to be nice and please the girls.)
22. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls. (Come one, it is just a pair of shoes. Who will bother to look at your damn shoes? Get a life.)
23. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it. (We will rather spend time on constructive matters such as playing game or football.)
24. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you. (60% – criticizing you and 40% – amazed by you.)
25. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair! (We don’t like foreign objects to touch our hairs.)
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